Description
CAR SHAME: THE PERFECT GIFT FOR HIM OR HER!
Give the insulting gift of fake car products to your unsuspecting victim while the laughter of all onlookers pours out like... well, like headlight fluid. Except the laughter isn't fake!
Make Sure YOUR Gift is the Highlight of the Party (see what we did there?)
Witty Yeti's Headlight Fluid is the ultimate gag gift idea that's sure to be a hit at any Dirty Santa Gift Exchange, Office White Elephant Gift Party or Birthday Celebration. DISCLAIMER: Witty Yeti assumes no responsibility for any possible retaliation of your friends, family or coworkers.
So Many Potential Targets, So Little Time.
If your Uncle Bob gets butthurt and throws the bottle back at your head at the family Christmas gift exchange, look on the bright side (again with the light puns!) you can always re-gift to some other unsuspecting victi...I mean frenemy... err... I mean friend! The gift that keeps on giving!
Illuminate Their Day With Terrible, Not-So-Bright Car Puns and Driver Insults!
The Witty Yeti Pun Factory is glowing with pride at the enlightening research that went into crafting these silly snippets of car humor to set you and your friends ablaze with laughter and schadenfreude! (If you consider giving a couple drunk hobos on the highway a beer and a thesaurus "enlightening research," then YES that's definitely what we did.)
Fill the Bottle With Whatever Vile Substance You Want!
If you want to fill it up with soda pop and drink it to freak people out, be our guest. We ship you the 4" x 9" x 2" labeled bottle, and you do the rest!
*Please note: color of bottle may vary from black shown to a solid white version.
Lifetime Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us thr
Features
- LOOKS SUPER REALISTIC TO THE CAR-INEPT. 8 out of 10 test dummies can't tell the difference between 10W-30 and blinker fluid, so this joke car product is guaranteed to fool your dim friends.
- SHAME THE HELPLESS HIPSTER AT THE OFFICE. He thinks "lug nut" shouldn't be said in polite company and calls Mom for a flat tire. Have a laugh when he opens this hysterical gag gift and blame it on us!
- LIFETIME MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind our car joke gifts and all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- GUARANTEED GUFFAWS AT THE DIM BULB. You've rolled your eyes at their dumb car questions. You've sighed heavily when you see their mechanic bills. Now unleash this revenge gift and cackle at them!
- EXTRA PRANKSTER POINTS IF THEY ACTUALLY USE IT! You may shed some light on some serious stupidity with this prank car product gift, so be prepared to lose respect for your friend's car care ability!
- LOOKS SUPER REALISTIC TO THE CAR-INEPT. 8 out of 10 test dummies can't tell the difference between 10W-30 and blinker fluid, so this joke car product is guaranteed to fool your dim friends.
- SHAME THE HELPLESS HIPSTER AT THE OFFICE. He thinks "lug nut" shouldn't be said in polite company and calls Mom for a flat tire. Have a laugh when he opens this hysterical gag gift and blame it on us!
- LIFETIME MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind our car joke gifts and all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- GUARANTEED GUFFAWS AT THE DIM BULB. You've rolled your eyes at their dumb car questions. You've sighed heavily when you see their mechanic bills. Now unleash this revenge gift and cackle at them!
- EXTRA PRANKSTER POINTS IF THEY ACTUALLY USE IT! You may shed some light on some serious stupidity with this prank car product gift, so be prepared to lose respect for your friend's car care ability!