Polished Gentleman Beard Shampoo and Conditioner Set - Refreshing Beard Moisturizer & Mustache Softener - Beard Thickener with Tea Tree & Growth Oil - Paraben-Free & Sulfate-Free - Made by USA (4Oz)

I declare your beard will be written in history books hundreds of years from now. Your beard will stand along Lincoln, Socrates, and my good man, Zeus himself! Organic ingredients? Always and forever! Beard growth? Faster than cups run out at parties. Thicker, Fuller, Covered Beards? Facial hair growth that would make Hemingway, Sigmund Freud, Blackbeard the Pirate, Fredrick Douglas and Karl Marx look like a pre-pubescent teenager? You bet the hair on your chiny, chin, chin. In actual fact, my product is in the process of evolving mankind into a whole new species. You no longer have to depend on a higher power for your growth, as you can now put that power in your own hands! I have a beard shampoo & conditioner that puts a Michelangelo statue to shame! Polished Gentleman will complement your beard grooming kit better than Ryan Gosling in a romantic comedy. You may have had beard shapers, beard conditioners, beard balms, beard softeners and beard shampoos before, but Polished Gentleman makes your beard thicker than an American addicted to fast food. Be a gentleman and get this shampoo & conditioner yesterday.